Tuesday, April 3, 2007

Cece's Top Ten List for Guatemala

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN OFFICIALLY GUATED......

10). the country's water tempatures are "cold," "colder," and "f*ck that!"....
9). cipero has taken on a candy-like quality....
8). your bedmate is a hairy spider or a scorpion....
7). you hear your travelling companions screams cut through the night because of said bedmates...
6). the tempature drops below 60 degrees and you need a blanket to sleep....
5). beans, beans....and more black beans....
4). you begin to think it really is okay to pass on a curve....
3). you keep believing that 20 minutes really means 20 minutes....
2). you own and embrace being called a "punta gringo"....
1). Lynne bunta interpretation dance....

you have been guated!

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